Jack Nicholson

[Sean Connery]

Mr.plostico, the first post I sent you was from Edinburgh, then I moved to Italy, where I have to play an amusing role for Tv advertising.

 

Mr.Cappelli, "Now I live in Italy" is CORRECT !

You have an intention to be ironic; on the contrary you make a fool of yourself!

 

Claudia, sweet baby, let me talk about your part in the next movie, it's gonna be great ...

 

Mr.Dog, it'true: I'll change my profile, thank you!

[Bellicapelli]

Now I live in Italy non se po sentì

 

Cocco, mia madre è inglese, nun ce provà

[Sean Connery]

Baby, would you teach English to Sean Connery?

[Bellicapelli]

No Claaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

perchè lo hai detto volevo che lo dicesse lui

 

Se vuoi fà er simpatico, almeno fatti scrivere le email da uno che sa veramente l'inglese

[Visitatore Claudia]

Scusa xxx...

Ma tanto mi pareva così convinto del suo now I live che ho pensato di dargli un'illuminazione!

baci

Claudia

[omdav]

The spot was made in France.....

but tell me Sean, you say that you are old but really.. HOW MANY YEARS YOU HAVE?..FROM WHERE YOU COME?.....

 

think of your health.....(it's not a threat..don't worry )

 

1 ciaone

 

P.S. In any case, nobody is authoryzed to say you're an idiot...

[Sean Connery]

Claudia, I'm so sorry you speak only scholastic English,

 

If I were you, I'd listen to Afro-American rappers'songs, to improve your knowledge of this language. In that case you'll find many errors in their texts, poor you...

 

I repeat: "Now I live in" is correct, baby!!!

[Sean Connery]

Mr.Kendiokuto, only the first episode was made in France...

[Visitatore Claudia]

Ah, mysteries of the English grammar....

 

In English, the Present Continuous tense is usually used to express continuing, ongoing actions which are taking place at the moment of speaking or writing. In the example given below, the verb in the Present Continuous tense is underlined.

e.g. Right now I am cooking supper.

 

Here's the source, but you'll find it in every Grammar book.... http://www.fortunecity.com/bally/durrus/15...3/gramch03.html

Do you really want a grammar battle? Are you really sure? You'll lose, baby....

Claudia

[Bellicapelli]

Claudia ma tu gli rispondi pure...

[Visitatore Claudia]

Caro xxx,

anche qui prima o poi mi stuferò,(vedi Jerry Calà) voglio solo vedere dove andiamo a finire...

baci

Claudia

[Sean Connery]

Sorry, my baby.

This is the first example: http://www.dundee.ac.uk/english/wics/blake/blake1.htm

( A dream )

If this isn't sufficient, I'll let you see further 1000 examples, ok?

 

I have patience with you, treasure, coz I'm a gentleman

[Visitatore Claudia]

.....try it with I am living.....

[Underdog]

Sean, stop bitching, moaning, groaning an' tell us da truth..how that U are so proud of your baldie, but IN YOUR GODDAMN MOVIES YOU WEAR A SILLY TOUPEE...

 

...how sad.

 

However if U 'Z been dumb enough to do this mofo stupid-bitch-slapping-ass-licking AXA spot...I'm prone to think that U are the real Connery here...

 

P.S. get rid ASAP of this stupid biatch U married, shes, fugly as shit.

 

regard, your friendly neighborhood

 

U.DOG

[Underdog]

P.P.S.:

 

Don't flame, my lingo is ghetto-proven, I'm from garbatellaland, no high school here, only the street..

[boro]

miticoz garbatellaz

[Bellicapelli]

That's garbatellaZ slang

[Sean Connery]

Get this! Ya underwear...

[Underdog]

Real Underdogs dunnot wear underwear...we are EVER ready for Biatches....

[Sean Connery]

[DAVID77]

ufa chi tuti i parla in inglese. alora mi me fo na ciacolada in dialeto veneto o meio quelo vicentin. ieri sera so na fin al bar a fumarme na cica e go bevuo un cafe de orso.dopo so na' fin su in montagna a vedere se nevegava e invese nula ufa- vaben ghe molo suitio de scrivere ve salado. ciao

[ilciumbia]

C'mon then, Sean, there's a question that's been bothering us for ages... WHAT BRAND OF HAIR REPLACEMENT SYSTEM DO YOU WEAR? And be careful with the answer... we know!

 

@Underdog: Great slang! I haven't been laughing like this since I heard Angela Lansbury's real voice...

 

Regards

 

Ciumbia.

[Sean Connery]

Oh, my God...

[ilciumbia]

WRONG ANSWER!!! Sorry...

[pabletto]

ahò...ma perchè chi è della garbatella?? Ci ho vissuto sino a 30 anni!